Simple New Cross Traffic Rules to Prevent Rush Hour Fatalities

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Kind of dawwwwwwwdling in the middle of the lane?P1000371Not wearing contrasting clothing? Dogs and bicycles and people who hate people without legs coming soon? Here’s what to do to clear traffic. It’s a three step process. Simple. 1. Make eye contact.

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2. Put the camera down! Nudge your pal so she shakes her tail like a rattlesnake and hisses like the sound of a rattle and skedaddles.

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3. Keep yapping at her until she goes off to find some peace and quiet.

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Show a pedestrian a little love today!

 

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