I mean, really. A holiday that sees people putting spiritual wreathes on their doors, made out of the woven limbs of bushes in a prayer for coming spring, that sees them tossed out beside the road just across from the house, glass balls and all, is nothing anyone should celebrate.

Then again, there’s wire.

What, is the Earth a garbage can? Is life worth so little? Apparently so. What a long road we’re on. I mean, really. What is a country without ethics?