Weaver Ant Hill. Danger of death by nibbling.
Hanford Nuclear Reservation. Extreme warning: sturgeon fishermen.
Highway 97. Splat.
Bonneville Dam. Too many hooks.
Black Hole. Too scary.
Chinese Elm Flowers. Danger of tangling the interstellar drive…
… and choking the methane intake with pollen.
Kalamalka Lake Bench: Danger of ripping out the undercarriage on the seat back. Plus, a basic requirement for a butt. Do you have a butt?
Orchard Hill Power Pole: the proverbial interstellar spider’s web. Don’t risk it.
Intermontane Grassland: no flat bits!
Hat Rock: already occupied.
Gallagher Lake Garlic Field: sawdust allergy issues. You could blow a nostril gasket.
Choke Cherry Thicket: there’s a porcupine.
Ponderosa Pine Forest: Unstable footing.
Kalamalka Lake Park: Teenagers! Extreme Warning!
The Commonage: sharp bits.
Bella Vista Garden: Extreme bush whacking.
Weeping Willow: already occupied with visitors from Betelgeuse-4.
Maybe you should bring the Dodge.
Categories: Gaia, Nature Photography, Science
Okanagan Okanogan 
The captions made my morning. LOL
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Fantastic!
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Love it, great post! The winter swarms of waxwings do give off alien invader vibes. I often see solitaires fiercely guarding their favourite winter berry patches from the swarms, usually to no avail.
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I haven’t met those solitaries yet. I’ll keep my eye out.
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