Weaver Ant Hill. Danger of death by nibbling. Hanford Nuclear Reservation. Extreme warning: sturgeon fishermen. Highway 97. Splat. Bonneville Dam. Too many hooks.Black Hole. Too scary.Chinese Elm Flowers. Danger of tangling the interstellar drive…
… and choking the methane intake with pollen.
Kalamalka Lake Bench: Danger of ripping out the undercarriage on the seat back. Plus, a basic requirement for a butt. Do you have a butt? Orchard Hill Power Pole: the proverbial interstellar spider’s web. Don’t risk it. Intermontane Grassland: no flat bits!
Hat Rock: already occupied.
Gallagher Lake Garlic Field: sawdust allergy issues. You could blow a nostril gasket.Choke Cherry Thicket: there’s a porcupine.
Ponderosa Pine Forest: Unstable footing. Kalamalka Lake Park: Teenagers! Extreme Warning! The Commonage: sharp bits.
Bella Vista Garden: Extreme bush whacking.
Maybe you should bring the Dodge.