The bug from my shed has a name and a story. It’s a masked hunter. It picks up dust bunnies and carries them around. No lie. Read about it here. Thanks to all of you who found it for me!
And here I thought it was a rare grassland critter. I think it loves my shed, though. I also think it’s dusty camouflage does not work on the tarp. Good to know, should you wish to try this method of sneaking up on bugs.