So, plucking the haws, that’s the easy part.

But they’re freaking ornamental haws, right, and they have weird stem bits.

And even without stem things they’re too, gasp, cough cough, wheeze, big.

Not that we’re complaining or anything, no no, but, cough cough cough.

Sheesh.

Please plant native haws next time, eh.

Gaaaaaughhhhhhhh.