Aren’t the orchards pretty in the springtime, with their quaint tractor wobble reminiscent of human fragility and everything?
You, too, can achieve this effect on your own yard.
These babies will make sure that you have a beautiful striped effect, but if you just want to go for the bright green of nitrogen fertilizer, without flowers anywhere, may I recommend …
And only $37.99 plus 12% tax, batteries included. Bonus, no mosquito-sting-healing plantain either. You’ll be ready for your de-natured planet in the squeeze of a magic wand.